iwishihadafather:

one time i threw up in an old navy and my mom wiped it up with one of their shirts and we just walked out and thats when i knew that i was born with the blood of royalty in my veins 

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mooliesauce:

ellieiero:

you know in like 20 or 30 years or so theres gonna be a section in history books dedicated to this time period where gays were fighting for their right to marry and suffering from discrimination

and the kids learning about it in class are going to be disgusted by the mere fact that gays had to even try to fight for what was rightfully theirs

I think about this a lot

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twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

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